In a Perfect World

10 Jun 2011 2 Comments

by toyacam in Living

In a perfect world:

1. Dishes would be designed so that any food left on them would rapidly disintegrate about an hour after dinner.

2. Children would crave naps in the same way that they crave Hi-C fruit punch and popsicles.

3. If you simply say, “I need a vacation”, and blink your eyes 3 times, you would suddenly wake up in Hawaii just before sunset.

4. Every kitchen would come with a complimentary personal chef ready to prepare all of your favorite foods every night of the week.

5. Any ailment could be cured by ice cream, or some kind of candy involving chocolate and caramel.

6. Jazz musicians would be at your bedside to play soothing melodies just perfect enough to coax you into dreamland.

7. The cleaning fairies would stop by every house each night after everyone is snuggled tightly in their beds to perform their nightly duty of scrubbing, dusting, and polishing so that you wake up to brilliance every morning.

8. Laundry would not exist. Clothes would simply never, ever, get dirty.

9. Nothing would ever be misunderstood, miscommunicated, or misinterpreted, therefore making the world exempt from conflict.

10. I would actually have time to write in-depth, meaningful posts for this wonderful blog of mine. I long for the perfect world…

What tops your list of things in the “perfect world”? Let me know in your comments!